756 quotes found
“Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.”
“Today I feel like I did tomorrow.”
“No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.”
“People in third world countries aren't living in poverty, they're living pretty much as nature intended us to live it and putting us all to shame”
“Being less discriminative shouldn't mean protecting nasty people, then discriminating against the innocent”
“And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. That's taking one for the team a little far. I mean, I think I'd rather endure the stabbing myself ...”
“I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.”
“It seemed to us that all people to a greater or lesser degree belong to one of these two types, that almost every one of us resembles either Don Quixote or Hamlet.”
“Sin and grace, absence and presence, tragedy and comedy, they divide the world between them and where they meet head on, the Gospel happens.”
“Look, kid, he said, you dont spend a lifetime in comedy without learning a thing or two about evil.”
“How my heart missed beating like this. For him. Only for him.”
“There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I want a bikini body, but I need chicken nuggets.”
“Since he didnt seem to understand the situation, I felt it my duty to enlighten him. Wrong. You started this stupid rumor and half the school probably believes its true. Now you have to stick aroun...”
“With his blond hair, broad shoulders, and perpetual tan,Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that Id thought about him in his underwear.Much.”
“Whatever you say, sweetheart. He sent her a wink, a devilish one, the same one he no doubt used to sear the panties off his dates.”
“So, howd you get the tattoo? she said.Drunken frat boys dont say no to things their drunken frat brothers are telling them to do.That almost sounds like an admission of weakness from the invulnerab...”
“If you do finish the book and are still scared of me and people of my ilk, then I recommend you schedule an appointment with a therapist. Either that, or try writing your own book”
“Hi Maggie, it's nice to see you again,' he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin.”
“To Fred, those years seemed to pass like quickly skimming a book and then finding the ending wasn't what he expected. He wished he'd paid more attention to the story.”
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.”
