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“Ash nodded. Look for Oberon or Mab, he said grimly, scanning the battlefield. Theyll likely be on opposite sides of the river. Try not to engage anything, Goodfellow. We dont want a fight we just ...”
“The life of every individual, viewed as a whole and in general, and when only its most significant features are emphasized, is really a tragedy; but gone through in detail it has the character of a...”
“Not enough info makes for a lot of dead cats.""Dead cats?""You know, 'Curiosity killed the cat.' And I have enough curiosity to start a feline genocide.""Feline genocide?""Yeah. If you don't explai...”
“Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap FIX IT!!!”
“Are you all right? he asked Olivia. His heart was still racing with terror that shed been hurt. I heard a woman scream.Ah, that would have been me, Sebastian said.Harry looked down on his cousin, f...”
“I gotta go Seth, so I'll leave you to work on being nerdy and withdrawn.It's not as easy as it looks, you know.I'm sure, Nine said with a laugh.”
“What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth”
“I fart in your general direction.”
“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.""I thought you liked redheads.""I do. What's your point?”
“He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?”
“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!”
“I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.”
“It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”
“Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.”
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”
“He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly's, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. A...”
“The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting.”
“Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either.”
“No,' the professor replied. 'Her Majesty s alive and well - at least I assume so if she hasn't met a certain van driver from Yeovil.' ~Professor Hamilton”
“College wasn't like the real world. In the real world people dropped names based on their renown. In college, people dropped names based on their obscurity.”
