“If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger”

“Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasnt he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamsters cage was clean, Id be happy to oblige.”

“Cooking wasnt so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didnt seem like such a good idea in the beginning, but then after you got into it ”

“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.”

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”

“Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?"It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army."I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pr...”

“When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we got her the longer tubing to her oxygen tank.”