756 quotes found
“Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.”
“Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen?”
“Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.”
“I have a present for you. He raised his eye brows. I dont like your surprises. Youll like this one. Close your eyes.”
“Velvas face glowed in the streetlight. Sir Sun, dont you see? I am your violent violet. And you are mine.”
“An Undergrounder is one who comes back after hes or shesyou know, under the ground. Daniels green eyes flared again. That isnt supposed to happen. Sir Sun nodded in agreement. Most certainly not.”
“Nice driving, ya doomed fucks!”
“This is what my high school life had becomea horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.”
“In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.”
“Shall I compare thee to a Shoggoth?”
“Dostoyevsky described hell as perhaps nothing more than a room with a chair in it. This room has several chairs. A young man sits in one.”
“Hell is so bloody thing, but with Lucifer from Lucifer series, hell is like comedy.”
“Were so self-important. Everybodys going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails. And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the plane...”
“Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.”
“Debbie Downer" was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Heratio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I still believe that sketch may be a cure for low-l...”
“Going to the seaside in winter is like seeing your partner first thing in the morning. Ugly, depressing and troubled by wind.”
“Lord, what fools these mortals be!”
“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”
“Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est.(Applaud, my friends, the comedy is ”
“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
