“My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice? Its circular, so theres enough to go around.”

“Im a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”

“This book is full of empty love quotes. If you are looking for the meaning of life and love, then this book is for you. You wont find the answers here, of course, but youll be more encouraged than ...”

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.”

“I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up.”

“Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”

“My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice? Its circular, so theres enough to go around.”

“What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying.”

“When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.”

“If I discover within myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.”

“sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love”

“Movie without romance feels like food without flavor.”

“The food problem is a flavor problem. For half a century, we've been making the stuff people should eat--fruits, vegetables, whole grains, unprocessed meats--incrementally less delicious. Meanwhile...”

“It was as though he had secrets, and he wanted you to know he would keep them for the pleasure of depriving you of their taste.”