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“Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman”
“Just because your lover died doesn't mean you can't find another. Besides, ifyou don't start dating again your parents will intervene and I've met your parents, they scare the crap out of me."Antho...”
“whoopdie-friggin-doo, fooled you!”
“Once, I asked my mom why stars shine. She said they werenight-lights, so the angels could find their way around in Heaven.But when I asked my dad, he started talking about gas, and somehowI put it ...”
“It's a shame that we have to choose between two such second-rate countries as the USSR and the USA.”
“The name of the new religion," said Rumfoord, "is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent.”
“Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.”
“Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].”
“But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!”
“Damn straight" said Connor. " So yeah, I look at you and I could suck start a leaf blower, or drill a Kevin-shaped body hole into the wall, like a cartoon.”
“She moved closer to me, put her hands to my face, and kissed me softly on the lips.God, it felt so good.So perfect, so right...It felt so good, I nearly fell off the roof.”
“I could eat a knob at night.”
“He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about. ”
“Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”
“Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?”
“America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy - and wont cross the street to vote in a national election.”
“Fine. You stay here. I shall return when Ive found food. But when you all faint from hunger later dont think you can just feed on me.”
“I love you.''Yeah, well...''You make my heart want to beat.''That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these proclamations of your undying love for me are getting kind of... it's a ...”
“Hairy monkeyballs! I hiss. Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes! A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed.I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swe...”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
