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“He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. I really must get a new supplier. This tea is pathetic. America just doesnt understand tea at all.”
“The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.”
“Alltami (n.)The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps.”
“Swans sing before they die 't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing.”
“Dorina?" Louis Cesare's voice was loud in my ear. The one I had squeezed against thephone, which was squeezed against my sore shoulder, becuase I was using both hands tokeep Ray's point in his pant...”
“Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) De...”
“Personally, I dont think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?”
“The advantage of being married a long time was that one could argue without the necessity of the other's actual, physical presence.”
“None of us like to think we are silly. But all must acknowledge that they are capable of silliness, from time to time”
“A dog has got human eyes.”
“So what does that actually mean?''To be honest, Ghastly, I haven't a bull's notion.''Elder Bespoke should be addressed by his full title,' Tipstaff said.'Of course,' Skulduggery said. 'To be honest...”
“-You forgot something important!-What?-It's under my sweater!-WHAT?!-Me!”
“We Slovenians are even better misers than you Scottish. You know how Scotland began? One of us Slovenians was spending too much money, so we put him on a boat and he landed in Scotland.”
“I wish you would tell me your secret. To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.”
“Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.”
“New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.”
“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
“The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.”
“A Prayer was like a tickle.Sooner or later God would have to look down to see what was tickling his bum.”
“Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.”
