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“Aberystwyth (n.)A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.”
“Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula”
“Some people have great ideas maybe once or twice in their life, and then they discover electricity or fire or outer space or something. I mean, the kind of brilliant ideas that change the whole wor...”
“Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.”
“My God - it's a green child!" said the American. "What is this place - the House of Usher?”
“The lovely Hazard girls', they used to call them. Huh. Lovely is as lovely does; if they looked like what they behave like, they'd frighten little children.”
“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”
“Don't lose today by worrying about tomorrow!!!”
“They were small, brightly coloured, happy little creatures who secreted some of the nastiest toxins in the world, which is why the job of looking after the large vivarium where they happily passed ...”
“A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush”
“and to all you other cats and chicks out there, sweet or otherwise, buried deep in wordy tombs, who never yet have walked from off the page, a shake and a hug and a kiss and a drink. Cheers!”
“Hey, don't you ever fake orgasms with me."She huffed. "I don't get why guys get so pissed when girls do that. Hell, your gender can fake an actual relationship.”
“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer? ~Mark Cooper”
“Dear Skeezie, Today I ran after a boy as he was trying to get away. I tackled him and we both landed in the mud. Do you think I appeared desperate?-Joe Bunch”
“My poetic aspirationIs to become,A Jack of all stylesAnd a master of pun.”
“Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?”
“The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish.”
“I didn't realise you'd ridden here on your high horse”
“Yeah, you're a regular Mozart...well, except for the whole music thing.”
“Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh."Though you did eat allthe pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so itbalanced precariou...”
