“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”

“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.”

“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”

“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“I don't like work--no man does--but I like what is in the work--the chance to find yourself. Your own reality--for yourself not for others--what no other man can ever know. They can only see the me...”

“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.”

“Earning happiness means doing good and working, not speculating and being lazy. Laziness may look inviting, but only work gives you true satisfaction.”