Everyone, no matter what kind of job he or she has, fantasizes about freaking out at work. How many corporate drones, stuck in a boring staff meeting, have had the sudden urge to jump on top of the conference table and start screaming obscenities? Strip off their clothes? Kiss the woman or man next to them? We all have. How many employees joke about shooting the boss or blowing the place up? Im not suggesting we do any of these things, mind you, but lets not kid ourselves; we all have a little murder in our heart.
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  • Humor — Witty observations and humorous takes on everyday life
  • Work — The value of effort, discipline, and meaningful labour

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