12 quotes found
Cartoonist · American
American cartoonist
“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”
“There's one thing about baldness; it's neat.”
“There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.”
“There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.”
“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”
“A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it.”
“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”
“There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.”
“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”
“Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”
“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”
“A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.”
