603 quotes found
“Just because hes a guy doesnt mean he and I cant be just friends. And just because you dont have to insert batteries into him doesnt mean you cant be more.”
“Thats all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?”
“My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?”
“To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which means that the ...”
“Love with your whole heart, and never be sorry you did.--tdf”
“Why do women always feel they have to settle for less?”
“I didn't understand what it was about mennot all men, but a good portion of themthat turned a good, solid NO into an I'm just playing coy; try harder.”
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.”
“He greeted me in his usual attire - pajama pants. "Hey stranger!" he said, hugging me for a few long seconds. "I've already set up the board. Can I get you some rose"I nodded, overwhelmingly reliev...”
“Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.”
“Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.”
“The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.”
“There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose.I also feel it is important to have sex soon after meeting someone in order to find out if you ha...”
“Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.”
“Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.”
“When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume tha...”
“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.”
“Daughter! Get you an honest Man for a Husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the Honour and moral Character of the Man more than all other Ci...”
“Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open.”
“Theres nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. Its the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the litter bo...”
