Quotes by Steve Harvey

“Nothing on this planet can compare with a womans loveit is kind and compassionate, patient and nurturing, generous and sweet and unconditional. Pure. If you are her man, she will walk on water and ...”

“Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere”

“If you are her man, she will talk to you until there justarent any more words left to say, encourage you when youreat rock bottom and think there just isnt any way out, hold youin her arms when you...”

“You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lesso...”

“Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't met that guy yet. When you meet him, let's get him in to the Smithsonian - he's that special and r...”

“Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the door for you, stand by the darn thing and don't get into the vehicle until he realises he needs to ...”

“Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort."~Steve Harvey”

“A man fishes for two reasons: hes either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means hes either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and ...”

“We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, were coming over there. If we dont want anything from you, were not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here so you ca...”

“I know that you and your girls have been told for years on end that you just dont pass up any opportunities when a man walks your wayhe could be The One. But Im here to tell you that this philosoph...”

“Ive said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different menan old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gayguy. Now the four...”

“All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious relationship, you're not going to change his mind just because you two are going on dates and be...”

“To us, your power comes from one simple thing: youre a woman, and we men will doanything humanly possible to impress you so that, ultimately, we can be with you. Youre the driving force behind why ...”

“It never ceases to amaze me how much people talk about relationships, think about them, read about them, ask about them - even get in them without a clue how to move them forward.”

“Boys Shack, MEN build homes”

“So many people are missing their way in life because they are afraid to sign the lease on their gift.”

“People get jealous and use whatever information they have to make you feel bad and themselves feel better.”

“Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.”

“I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta h...”

“I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.”