“Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.”

“Ish #177 "You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.”

“Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.”

“Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.”

“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”

“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled at Billy Dunwich's sincere face. "I am not telling you if she swallow...”

“She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.”

“If life is unfair with everyone, doesnt that make life fair”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”