“Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen.”

“She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.”

“If life is unfair with everyone, doesnt that make life fair”

“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!”

“There are many things that make a man irritable when he arrives home from work in the evening and a sensible wife will usually notice the storm-signals and will leave him alone until he simmers down.”

“Oblivion, she thought. That was the world she lived in. It was what they should name some countries, towns, and places.”

“A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'Quite often men are fools.”