Quotes by Oliver Reed

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“I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.”
— Oliver Reed
Sex Well Talk

“I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.”
— Oliver Reed
Wine White Eat

“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
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“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
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“Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”
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“Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!”
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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
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“What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.”
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