5,850 quotes found
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
“This lifes hard, but its harder if youre stupid.”
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.”
“Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
“There are more quarrels smothered by just shutting your mouth, and holding it shut, than by all the wisdom in the world.”
“I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
“Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.”
“The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out al...”
“No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.”
“I am a man of peace [so he told Mother, but it always appeared to me that he was the most belligerent man of peace I had ever encountered]”
“The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our little corner clean.”
“Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar”
“This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.”
“EARLY BIRDOh, if youre a bird, be an early birdAnd catch the worm for your breakfast plate.If youre a bird, be an early early bird--But if youre a worm, sleep late.”
