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“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
“It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.”
“A joke is a very serious thing.”
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the ca...”
“Disappointment came to me,and booted me,and bruised and hurt me,but that's how people grow up.”
“Peace, love, and chicken fingers man...”
“Marry, and you will regret it; dont marry, you will also regret it; marry or dont marry, you will regret it either way. Laugh at the worlds foolishness, you will regret it; weep over it, you will r...”
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.”
“That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.”
“Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.”
“My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can.”
“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”
“Don't leave it all unsaid,somewhere in the wasteland of your head.”
“Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again. ”
“I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat. ”
“That's not a bad word...hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't.”
“Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.”
“I can chase you, and I can catch you,but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.”
“...Life is much simpler if you dont notice anything....”
