379 quotes found
“College is a blossoming new world of genital opportunity.”
“Ah, group projects. Some people love 'em, some people hate 'em - okay, most people hate 'em. Your grade now depends on other people whom you may never have met before, and you've somehow got to do ...”
“The college diploma has no more power to hold the knowledge you have gained in college than a piece of tissue paper over a gas jet can hold the gas in the pipe.”
“In my freshman and sophomore years of college, I read dozens of books by the great thinkers of Western civilization. From Plato to Nietzsche, Homer to Shakespeare - you name it, I read it. At times...”
“It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.”
“Maybe we were being a bit unrealistic, but we had this hope that if we could just get into the Ivy League, everything would be set. We dreamed of Gothic libraries and leafy green quads and romantic...”
“You have a college degree? You can barely talk.”
“In my parents' day and age, it used to be the person who fell short. Now it's the discipline. Reading the classics is too difficult, therefore it's the classics that are to blame. Today the student...”
“And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future-you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can...”
“Going to college don't make you from somewhere, any more than a cat born in an over can call itself a biscuit.”
“College mostly makes people like bladdersjust good for nothing but t hold the stuff as is poured into em.”
“In your temporary failure there is no evidence that you may not yet be a better scholar, and a more successful man in the great struggle of life, than many others, who have entered college more eas...”
“Once I've been told that college is fun, a mixture of education and pleasure. I really don't understand where the F did they brought this conclusion from.”
“I was not use to that kind of hunger, even as a poor college student.”
“..."Theres really no way I can explain it to her without *still* sounding like scum," I complained to Sinter."The 'sympathy shack-up' doesnt score many points," he agreed.*”
“But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you'...”
“Life is my college. May I graduate well and earn some honors!”
“Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.”
“That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. ”
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
