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“The last year of her college career was wheeling slowly round. She could see ahead her examination and her departure. She had the ash of disillusion gritting under her teeth. Would the next move tu...”
“if you do not share the universities' values, it could be a big mistake to send your children to college before they are intellectually and morally prepared for the indoctrination-rather-than-educa...”
“Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats”
“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.”
“AVERT DISASTER, in fact, would have been a perfect school mottothe purpose of the place, as far as Schwartz could tell, was to keep three thousand would-be maniacs sedated by boredom until a succes...”
“Campuses are bubbles, artificial environments that insulate students from the life of the competitive marketplace. The more exact truth is that our campuses offer students the privileges of liberty...”
“Jaxon snorted in disbelief. He cupped his sac just to make sure his balls and dick were still there. If he hadnt been so content in his life he wouldve thought he was growing a vagina.”
“It was always embarrassing when professors assigned their own books. Even Madeleine, who found all the reading hard going, could tell that Zippersteins contribution to the field was reformulative a...”
“College: two hundred people reading the same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books.”
“You see, at Rugby I was rather a great man. There one had a share in the ruling of 300 boys, and a good deal of responsibility; but here one has only just to take care of oneself, and keep out of s...”
“What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!”
“What I want to get out of my college course is some knowledge of the best way of living life and doing the most and best with it. I want to learn to understand and help other people and myself.”
“Carmyn drops her glass from her lips first and bites into the slice of lime she's holding in her other hand. Her lips wrap around the flesh of the fruit, and my dick flexes in earnest. I've watched...”
“I've asked around and haven't found a B.A. yet who doesn't still have nightmares (and I don't speak figuratively) about not being able to find the room where the exam is to be given or about realiz...”
“President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country.”
“Stop Dieting...Start Eating CUte”
“Don't ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.”
“I've learned a lot playing college ball," Mark says."What you do in high school doesn't mean shit. You can be the best ballplayer in your high school. The best in the country or state, but when you...”
“College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now its all about texting and fast food.”
“The style of flirtation specific to classrooms was of service to the students all their lives.”
