5 quotes found
“You have a college degree? You can barely talk.”
“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You cant. Its not organic.”
“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.”
“I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.”
“If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?”
