“To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend becaus...”

“I know we're fucked up, alright? I'm impulsive, and hot tempered, and you get under my skin like no one else. You act like you hate me one minute, and then need me the next. I never get anything ri...”

“I belong to my beloved, and my beloved is mine.”

“I was his exception, and as much as I had tried to fight my feelings, he was mine.”

“I thought I was going to sweat five years before I'd feel like this.""I wanted it as much as you did. I've just got a hell of a poker face" I smiled, pressing my lips against his.”

“Youre sorry? I damn near drank myself to death, I could barely get out of bed, I shattered my phone into a million pieces on New Years Eve to keep from calling you and youre sorry?I bit my lip and...”

“You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.”

“Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didnt go to Troy for the baklava.”

“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”

“Don't forget this, too: Rumors aren't interested in the unsensational story; rumors don't care what's true.”

“Never settle for half the story, and make-up and imagine the rest. Get the full Story!”

“Rumors travel faster then the speed of light”