Quotes by Adam DeVine

“The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are th...”

“I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing to be stupid and fun. If you try and be too cool, it only works in high school. After that,...”

“My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill out.”

“I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.”

“Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.”

“When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn't know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I...”

“That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college. ”

“I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.”