“I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.”

“If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?”

“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You cant. Its not organic.”

“Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.”

“You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”

“Talk like an ambassador (Eph 4:29-30). 1)Consider the person ("only what is helpful for building others up")2) Consider the problem ("according to their needs")3) Consider the process ("that it may...”

“Talk is cheap when your words have no value.”

“My biggest failure is I have too many to talk about.”