267 quotes found
“We call talking about other peoples personal lives gossip only if we arent or werent part of the conversation.”
“Only someone who isnt a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.”
“Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.”
“Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldnt have happened to us, if it werent for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.”
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it or they think you have.”
“When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.”
“In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.”
“Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.”
“My expectations for the future? A beautiful past.”
“I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.”
“If you don't understand it, it's art.”
“Keep your heads up! We are sinking!”
“Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky”
“People would rather be equal thank free.”
“The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.”
“When the enemy of my enemy is willing to use plasma weapons inside a hotel, I think I can do better than stupid aphorisms, General.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn”
“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”
“He with the cleanest clothes isnt necessarily the cleanest.”
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.”
