267 quotes found
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.”
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”
“Some women have kissedand some are kissinga lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.”
“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.”
“Some people wouldnt still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldnt be disabled or dead.”
“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”
“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”
“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.”
“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.”
“An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.”
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.”
“Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their ...”
“Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.”
“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”
“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.”
“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”
“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.”
“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.”
“I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.”
