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“What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet, and he'd worn them to please her. Too bad there hadn't been enough time...”
“I signed off with Ricky, and I was putting away my phone when TC slunk past, heading for his spot in the front window."Hey, cat," I said. "We're bringing home a friend for you. A doggie big enough ...”
“Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,Thou lily-livered boy.”
“I'm sorry if me being turned on turns you on.”
