78 quotes found
“It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli”
“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”
“I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing...”
“Ariadne made an impression on you, and that's great. But life is not literature. Sooner or later, the spell wears off, the romantic feelings disappear, and you're left watching somebody's body disi...”
“Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripperMommy is sleepwalkingwhile changing baby's diaper”
“Im not who you think I am. Im an actor. Just like all of you. Im improvising, shooting from the hip. Its all a lie. Im a lie. Youre a lie. The lightsthey dont lie. But when they shine, they only te...”
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody can afford that.”
“For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)”
“Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint”
“A mans greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint”
“Your Majesty, Durzo said gravely. A man of your statures cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears. - Durzo Blint”
“Assassination is an art, milord, and I am the citys most accomplished artist - Durzo Blint”
“Love is a madness. Love is Failer - Durzo Blint”
“Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.'What?''The drop'.A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.”
“In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.”
“Darkness is necessary for evolvement.”
“I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING”
“Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accomm...”
“How much is real and for how long..”
“It doesnt matter what other people think when youre right - John Cleaver”
