21 quotes found
“If a person gave your body to any stranger he met on is way, you would certainly be angry. And do you feel no shame in handing over your own mind to be confused and mystified by anyone who happens ...”
“Money-makers are tiresome company, as they have no standard but cash value.”
“Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet.”
“Hubert Humphrey is a treacherous, gutless old ward-heeler who should be put in a goddamn bottle and sent out with the Japanese current.”
“Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"Seamus: "Yes"Cara: "Do you like sex?"Seamus: "Yeees"Cara: "Then take a ...”
“It is a tremendous strength to be able to digest an insult.”
“He would insult the Universe. That is, he would insult everybody in it. Individually, personally, one by one, and (this was the thing he really decided to grit his teeth over) in alphabetical order.”
“Some men simply refuse to appear insulted. But then, having felt the sting from the slap on their cheek, know just where to slip the knife, their smile never fading.”
“She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.”
“When I moved, the broker had told me there was something good for the brain about living near the sea, something about ions. But I often felt like the water was insulting me, like, "I'm beautiful a...”
“Sluts don't have a choice, darling. And you've forfeited yours.”
“Timon: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!”
“Get you gone, you dwarf,You minimus of hindering knotgrass made,You bead, you acorn!”
“Journeyman stared at Grimm as though Grimm had just suggested that the engineer should prostitute his mother to pirates.”
“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
“In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.”
“The way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts.”
“Thou hast added insult to injury.”
“It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it.”
