603 quotes found
“A year ago I wouldve been taken in by his chivalry, but now I knew what laid behind the faade: a frog waiting to bite me where it hurt the most given half the chance.”
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.”
“If everyone could feel as I felt at that moment, dressed in my preppy sweater and McGregor coat and about to set out on a little journey with my Bambi-eyed girlfriend on Christmas Eve, all conflict...”
“Just as with swimming or riding a bike, you can't really learn how to fall in love from reading a book not even this one. Sure you can read about the different swimming strokes or the parts of a bi...”
“It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.”
“You talk more when you're nervous," he said, still standing close to her."No i don't. That's absurd. I'm just trying to explain to you-""Do i make you nervous?""No. I'm not nervous.""You're trembli...”
“Are you wearing space pants?" Miranda asked him."What?"How did it end? oh, right. "Because your butt is fine."He gazed at her in that way he had like he was measuring her for straitjacket. "I think...”
“The fish is that perfect, amazing guy it can never work out withyou know, a bird and a fish may fall in lovebut where would they live? . . . So the fish is your total dream guy, hes smart, hes hand...”
“Perhaps you'll gave to kiss him again, if you're not sure. Gather more evidence. In the name of science.”
“Hearing my brothers words coming out of Henry, this stranger in a strange town, made me feel wild with all the losswild and wired with no place to put those feelings.”
“Date a girl who travels they said, but please, know that you will never tame her nor keep her. Because shell never sign her letters off with a your truly - but always with a see you when I see you”
“If you can't love me in my rugs, you don't deserve me in my riches”
“The thought of being completely dependent disturbs people till the moment their eyes are opened to reality.”
“...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.”
“Had Zach just apologised for kissing her? She didnt know whether to cry or slap his face. ~Maddie”
“If someone breaks your best friend's heart, you should break their face”
“Dont put all of your focus on dating. Typically, if youre involved in outside activities and causes that you are passionate about, chances are that youre meeting people with similar interests.”
“The three of you were pretty cute last night, with all that touchy-feely crap.""Yeah, that lasted for about two minutes before you dragged Evan back over to the bar.""Dude, we were hunting Turkey. ...”
“Youre not discontent for wanting to be in a relationship, youre just human.”
“He wore a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the good place, and a heart-shaped leaf lay trapped in the hollow if his throat as though it were planned, though of course it was so perfect it ...”
