19 quotes found
“Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.”
“What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?”
“You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.”
“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mines pink withrhinestones.”
“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.”
“I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck”
“If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We lo...”
“I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.”
“Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless”
“You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.”
“...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.”
“Why does IPCA use them if theyre evil? he asked, confused.They arent evil. They arent even really immoral, per se. Theyre amoral. They dont operate on the same level that we do. For a faerie, the o...”
“Then the other door opened. I wen't rigid. If I had thought Reth's was beautiful, it was nothing to this soul. It filled the night with light, dancing and rippling like the reflection on a pond. I ...”
“Freedom was a foot away when they turned back to me. The one who kept speaking, a tall vamp with a handsome curly-haired glamour, shook his head. "Sorry." He bared his fangs in an apologetic grin. ...”
“Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.”
“What, no flirting? I asked, trying to buy time. Arent you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out theretheyd be so disappointed. I pulled out my silver knife. Probably...”
“I closed my eyes. I used to think I was protecting the world, too. But it wasn't that simple. Nothing was. Who were we to decide that anyone or anything didn't deserve the spark of life they had be...”
“Why does IPCA use them if they’re evil?” he asked, confused.“They aren’t evil. They aren’t even really immoral, per se. They’re amoral. They don’t operate on the same level that we do. For a faerie...”
“What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Pr...”
