“Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.”

“Ish #177 "You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.”

“Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.”

“Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.”

“Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.”

“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?”

“I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled at Billy Dunwich's sincere face. "I am not telling you if she swallow...”

“She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is.”

“If life is unfair with everyone, doesnt that make life fair”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.”

“Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didnt go to Troy for the baklava.”

“i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”