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“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
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“Chuck Norris can divide by zero.”
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“Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.”
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“For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.”
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“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
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“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
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