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“We're going to the Underworld," Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the Underworld" was akin to "Candy Land.”
“Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle. Kate: He isnt a poodle. Hes a Doberman mix."Andrea: Aha. Keep telling yourself that.”
“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”
“Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll. I'm ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me...”
“face touchage" "lame-sauce" "Sulky McSulkerton”
“Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye”
“I like fish," chirruped Tunstell."Really, Mr. Tunstell? What is your preferred breed?""Well"--Tunstell hesitated--"you know, the um, ones that"--he made a swooping motion with both hands--"uh, swim.”
“I want you back here now. I want you next to me now. I cannot believe that my family, your brother, all our friends, and an entire police force can't keep tabs on one twenty-six year old graphic de...”
“The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.”
“I was stark raving mad, and my family was too polite to mention it. That's what living with the Yamanis does to people. They get so well-mannered they won't mention you're crazy.”
“But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who h...”
“It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.”
“The front door swung open, and Zsadist strode into the house. Wrath glared. "Nice of you to show up, Z. Busy tonight with the females?""How about you get off my dick?”
“I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either.”
“Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?”
“Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held aga...”
“...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.”
“Still trying to save the world? Always, I said, and in case you havent noticed, its working. The world is still here.”
“They're a little strange, but I'm pretty sure neither of them is going to try to make me uncomfortable by stripping naked.”
“I don't get why prom is like a mini-wedding these days...No one should spend that kind of money for a high school dance.”
