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“You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.”
“Men always want to be a womans first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What (women) like is to be a mans last romance.”
“Thanks, I muttered and added under my breath, Douchebag.He laughed, deep and throaty. Now thats not very ladylike, Kittycat.I whipped around. Dont ever call me that, I snapped.Its better than calli...”
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.”
“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”
“He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. Youre black.I prefer canine-American, said Total.”
“Why does everything so bad for you always taste so dreamy?”
“I like to think I'm helping them by hating them. I'm reminding them that they aren't God's gift to humankind.”
“I can be a regular bitch. Just try me.”
“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.”
“He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.”
“My dear Reaper," Vlad said, still laughing. 'Did you just check out our-''No!' I interrupted at once, almost lunging toward the staircase. 'I'm tired and still dazed from the Remanats and ... fuck ...”
“Citizen's arrest," he said. "Well, that, and Patch told me to.”
“Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren't still ablaze in the flames that had blasted the ghoul's head off moments before.'what the hell was that?'...”
“Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.”
“There's a name for people with an interest in the moon," Alex said. "They're called lunatics.”
“Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in nature is on my list of least favorite things. You tigers,...”
“Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over."He raised an eyebrow."That could be easily arranged.”
“Scrawny little mundane bastard.”
“It was strange and amusing...and, honestly, a bit embarrassing...to realize how much being near Bella had softened me. It seemed like no one was afraid of me any more. If Emmett found out about thi...”
