1,193 quotes found
“I don't necessarily agree with everything that I say.”
“Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs”
“She shrugged and flipped her glossy hair behind her shoulders. "What else do you have to do with your time besides think about stuff like this? It's not like you're real heavy into extracurriculars...”
“There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little pegs.”
“I just can't fathom why anyone would stand on a ledge when there's a respectable amount of walking space right next to it.”
“I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
“I am Midnight(cats stare dumbfounded)”
“Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?”
“Never do anything that you dont want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.”
“On the morning in question, she wore white shorts and a pink T-shirt that featured a green dragon breathing a fire of orange glitter. It is difficult to explain how awesome I found this T-shirt at ...”
“I decided right then and there to make a snickerdoodle perfume to wear, so that one day he would sniff me like that.”
“Obstinate, headstrong girl!”
“I do believe in shooting the messenger.You know why? Because it sends a message.”
“Was it fate? Was it destiny?""I think it was Alan Blunt.”
“If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.”
“Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.”
“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”
“He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.”
“I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!”
“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.”
