24 quotes found
“Turn your diodes this way and pulse...”
“Don't follow your heart if you can't keep a beat”
“I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.”
“I admit I once threw caution to the wind....It doesn't fly well!!”
“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!”
“If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?”
“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!”
“Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!”
“Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!”
“Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.”
“Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is. They say we are a bit gamey though. An acquired taste, one we hope not...”
“Dale, a Plutonian Dreg Bug, the kind with seventeen eyes and a bad temper, got nailed in one of his eyes by a wild dart. Fight broke out when he punched Earl in the nose. Earls nose is very sensiti...”
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!”
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL"I can't do that Dave.""Dave's not here, man""That does not compute. Dave""No man, Dave isn't here!!"..."I'm sorry Dave but that is incorrect""No man, Dave's not here!!""Dai...”
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!”
“I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.”
“This was to be my last trip. Sailing great distances was dangerous, and not very profitable in today's world. I walked down the worn wooden step to the captain's cabin, the creaking of the ship kee...”
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earthContemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the voidStrangely it was in the dark that I found meaning for the light”
“Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not sufficeTo fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rottenLest we all be forgotten thingsThat sit like dust upon the mantel of her mind”
“It lies here deep in the heart, the small chest of painSharp words like daggers placed it hereTo fill with hurtIn filling it grew heavy and drug me downFor to not feel is not to liveUntil I rest at...”
