135 quotes found
“Donttempt the scorpion if you dont want toget stung.”
“He stops and turns to me. Do you think people would stare if I threw you over my shoulder? Because I really want to do that. Then I can ogle your ass and just run. The look in his eye is a little m...”
“Brian's face broke out in a wide grin as he slapped Roarke on the back. "That's a woman, isn't it?""Delicate as a rose, my Eve. Fragile and quiet natured." He grinned himself when he heard her curs...”
“Talc: You have been found guilty of misleading and perverting the young. I decree that you be hung by your underdeveloped testicles until dead. ZORRO”
“Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.”
“Wake up & Smell The Hot Chocolate ! ~ Eddie Havens”
“This was the sort of girl who should be attending college, not ones like that dreadful Minkoff girl, that brutal and slovenly girl who had almost been raped by one of the janitors just outside of h...”
“You & I Both Know That You're NOT the New Orleans PD's Favorite Son! - Sam Deeds”
“Im sorry that I dont like your tattoos.I walked away. I walked back to him. I mean that I dont like tattoos, not just your tattoos. I like your skin, though.I walked away.”
“Is this base? Is this base?”
“Short answer 'No,' Long answer 'Yes,' with a 'But”
“What are these? They look like scars." Meryn glanced down and realized he was talking about her stretch marks. Had he never seen stretch marks before?Those are called stretch marks.""Stretch marks?...”
“When she and Wren divided up their clothes, Wren had taken anything that said "party at a boy's place" or "leaving the house." Cath had taken everything that said "up all night writing" or "it's ok...”
“Sebastian got up and walked to the window, resting his forehead against the pane. It was cold outside, and the icy chill pressed up against him through the glass. He liked the sensation. It was big...”
“I had a date last night with my boyfriend on batteries. What does a girl have to do to get laid by a real penis?”
“-You have what they call the complete package, Adders.-What do you know about my package?-No that package, you idiot! You are the complete package! I wasn't talking about what's in your trousers!”
“Anthony watched him, dumbfounded, and then turned to Lucy. What have you done with Zacks brain?Lucy stood to follow Zack. What brain? I dont think he has one. I think hes just one giant exposed ner...”
“Clearly, his winks were some sort of superpower, because I swear that if he asked me to jump from the roof of a tall building and then winked, Id jump.”
“Why are babies allowed to cry when they wake up, but adults crying when they wake is frowned upon? Babies are permitted to act like assholes whenever they feel like it and no one blinks...”
“Everyone got behind Fox, the name the guys had dubbed the red truck."Fox?" I asked, raising an eyebrow."Yeah," Isaac said with a grin. "Our truck is hot, like Megan Fox.”
