135 quotes found
“What man art thou that, thus bescreened in night,So stumblest on my counsel?*Who are you? Why do you hide in the darkness and listen to my private thoughts?*”
“Laboratory scientists use formaldehyde as a disinfectant or preservative. They don't fucking drink it.”
“Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
“Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.”
“No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.”
“What are you doing sister? / Killing swine. ”
“He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz”
“Cryptic Dad is cryptic,' I muttered ... We'd hung out all day today. Was there no time in there he could have said, 'Oh, hey, meet me at the magical bookcase at the butt-crack of dawn tomorrow, cool?”
“Rocher was on the floor, crawling on her stomach toward Jate's feet. "I love you...," she kept repeating, in a demonic whisper. "I have to show you... my butt.”
“The lengths to which youre prepared to go to please a housekeeper make me wonder about the servant situation in Scotland. Good help must be thin on the ground. Vale widened his eyes and took a drin...”
“A peevish self-willed harlotry it is.*Shes a stubborn little brat.*”
“She gathered a circle of children around her and commenced singing 'For Those Who Peril on the Sea' over their little heads. But no, 'safety from storms' wasn't enough for her. God had to keep them...”
“You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.”
“The ship's surgeon was a spotty unshaven little man whose clothes, arrayed with smudges, drippings, and cigarette burns, were held about him by an extensive network of knotted string, The buttons d...”
“Mr. Babcock pats my shoulder. He smiles, and the caterpillar mustache the envy of state troopers everywhere, I'm sure straightens out again. I hear that on the weekends, he's a part-time security...”
“Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets.”
“He ground his teeth together, the torture of it almost more than he could bear.The urge to pull her to him was overwhelming, but to do that would cost him dearly, for no doubt she would run out the...”
“Whos a** is this? Mo asked...Mine! Mykel shouted.Mo stilled and then laughed. Mykel thought about what he said and then felt his face heat up from embarrassment. I mean yours. God, I love you, Mo s...”
“You can win arguments only when you ask questions. Now I know why wives win all the arguments”
“My inner caveman demands she knows I'm a good provider. I'll get her the best booth, order any food she wants, kill potential predators, and buy her the best cave on the block".”
