185 quotes found
“Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Patriot Act" In theater and football, it's the last act before it's curtains for Seahawks opponents.”
“Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off”
“You can't write an honest novel about race in this country. If you write about how people are really affected by race, it'll be too obvious. Black writers who do literary fiction in this country, a...”
“its funny how Im encouraged to go to school so much, but Ive learned more valuable things on google then from school.”
“What the heck kind of name was Sir?”
“The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.”
“Well, then, Otter, of course I dont like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You dont see chickens standing outside of maternity wards waiting to get our babies to make their Bundt ca...”
“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>”
“Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, "Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.”
“Lindsay calls them the Pugs: pretty from far away, ugly up close.”
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on.Nesta”
“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.”
“When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome guys would take you out on these romantic dates and youd fuck them and then theyd pa...”
“Life is not complex at all when we do not think about it.”
“Around about now, young John Owen comes out of the shack lugging my old musket from the War. At six years of age, our youngest boy already knew his business. Not a word, just brings the shooting ir...”
“The main proof that you actually do not exist is that nobody ever criticizes you.”
“There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.”
“How bout you take this Cajun injector here, I say, gripping the steel rod in his shorts, and give me a shot of protein instead.”
“I love your hairless chest. She nuzzled his pecs. So smooth and sculpted. Like a marble manslut statue.”
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a desert. A lucky man will always find water.”
