185 quotes found
“In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.”
“don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry”
“Theologians should study in a seminary and before graduating they should make a visit to heaven and hell after which they should submit their thesis and graduate.”
“Women KNOW, we just know. Even if we didn't know, we would know. Men won't get this, but women will..because we KNOW”
“Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash”
“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this, Arch said as he looked at both men. I would send Shayne, but Anna won't let him go anywhere without her. They're still in the honeymoon...”
“Well, I did tell you I couldnt give you a thing. Maybe youve just realised that Alistair can give the god damn world, and the pleasure of kissing his shiny slap-head every day!”
“I get a kick out of cursing people for life on Sundays.”
“I made a noise of disgust, and I think I would have stormed out if I knew how to open the door.”
“She was called a cook, but there was no real evidence she had even a small amount of ability to do this. Every meal, no matter how much you thought you liked it before, would be ruined forever afte...”
“If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car.”
“Wisdom of the Ages: "Rainier" A beer and a mountain. You drink enough of one and the next day you feel like you fell off the other.All next week Wisdom of the Ages will be featuring the Seattle Sea...”
“Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Unger Games" If your meals depend on you beating the Seahawks, you're gonna go "'Unger-y.”
“Special Post-Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Eating Crow" This year, it just tastes like Seahawk.”
“Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.”
“Jersey cows, Eva explained after Jac complimented the luxurious taste. The butter and cream here are better than anywhere in the world.Not that were prejudiced, Theo teased.”
“Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carr...”
“Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.DArtagnan Bloodhawke”
“Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?”
“Celaena? Sam asked into the dark. Should I worry about going to sleep?She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least Sam took her threats somewhat seriously.”
