“being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“You know, my poor grandmother once told me that the way to a mans heart was through his stomach. Life has taught me that its actually a few inches lower.”

“I was never sure what possessed Guy and Teo, 2 alien princelings to land in Paris that day.”

“Don't worry, everyone is mentally ill, they just havent figured out a name for yours yet.”