16 quotes found
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!”
“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.”
“If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?”
“But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.”
“I wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with...”
“I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.”
“Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.”
“And when all of the flourless chocolate cakes & chocolate mousse or ganache cakes have come and gone, there will still be nothing like a fudgy brownie, dry & crackled on top, moist & dense within, ...”
“When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.”
“Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”
“Hugo planned a five-course meal: smoked duck, oyster stew, roast beef with mashed yams, a salad of apples with beets and blue cheese, then chocolate banana cream pie. Rich, rich, and richer still. ...”
