Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.
“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!”
“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.”
“I'll never wake up in a good mood again.I'm tired of these stinky boots”
“Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?”
“Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.”
“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”
