“God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one.”

“How southern belle of her.”

“Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”

“Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”

“I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”

“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!”

“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.”

“The problem isn't finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is! (Jamie Sullivan)”

“I would have told you earlier, but as it was your birthday . . . What do you give the man who has everything? I thought Id give you . . . me.He puts the keychain down on the bedside table and snugg...”

“we should live like we smoke inhale the present and exhale the past.”

“If a patient became sugar-free and blood sugar normal on a basal requirement diet, the caloric intake was gradually increased until sugar appeared in the urine. The tolerance was thus ascertained.”

“Taking in too much added sugar from highly marketed sugary foods and drinks displaces healthier foods in the diet.”

“I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'”