6 quotes found
“How southern belle of her.”
“Her mother and memory lapses were BFFs.”
“God. He was an eye-gasm if she ever saw one.”
“Hazard of the job. That's Ode de Anal Gland you smell.”
“I'll never get to hear her say, 'I love you, Mommy,' like other parents take for granted.”
“Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.”
