756 quotes found
“This should be fun see how much we can annoy them this time.” “Annoy is such a harsh word...” Tria teased.”
“Agres!” she hissed again even louder this time “WHAT!” Tria smiled “Oh good you are alive.”
“So what have I missed.” Ingra asked Javal “Not much but hey I managed to reach your friend in Islette so all's good.” Javal sounded nervous but why would he be nervous?”
“Agres look!” Tria pointed Agres looked around “Very clever....” cheeky bastard Tria and Agres now found themselves back on a mountain top oh on not again”
“And Dilmore seems to be ignoring us again.” Tria says”
“Welp I'm fucked, how am I meant to do that?! “Dilmore?”
“This doesn't feel right Agres...” Tria whispered “Nonsense!” Agres replied.”
“A life like this develops the comedy sense. You can't play tragedy while you're living it.”
“I wanted to join Footlights,” he says. “I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact I wanted to be John Cleese and it took me some time to realise that the job was in fact taken.”
“You’d be impatient and that’s understandable, but if you were making too much noise, I’d find something better for that big sweet mouth to do.”
“Tiberius sparred, “Mr. Monogamy doesn’t find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I’d have to chuck it all and join a monastery.” Thorne sparred, “You’d never be able to stop talking long...”
“Mr. Monogamy doesn’t find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I’d have to chuck it all and join a monastery.”
“Thank God it wasn’t beef jerky, or I might’ve ended up dead." "The President's Neighbor" a comedy script by Brett Bacon.”
“The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.”
“Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.”
“Water!' cried Marie.'Vinegar!' recommended the bell-boy.'Eu-de-Cologne!' said Bill.'Pepper!' said Lord Tidmouth.Mary had another suggestion.'Give her air!'So had the bell-boy.'Slap her hands!'Lord ...”
“I’m making a list of when it’s acceptable for a pirate to cry. […] So far I’ve got: one - when holding a seagull covered in oil. Two - when singing a shanty that reminds him of orphans. Three - whe...”
“If you don't want me to attend the patient I'll go.''But she can't see a doctor now.''Why not?''She isn't well.”
“So, to sum up my room-clearing generalizations, men are in comedy to break rules.”
“Smile, it’s the second best thing youcan do with your lips.”
