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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
“Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told...”
“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
“If a car can represent something, this one represents contradiction. For most of his life, my dad has been able to have any woman he wants. In response, hes gone through as many as possible, betray...”
“Nostalgia washes over me with tons of memors and lifetime rolled on this land. Every oblivious memory from the childhood wraps open in the fragrance of these busy roads and familiar land, long sign...”
“Rich people have small TVs, small cars, but big libraries.”
“The measure of a countrys prosperity should not be how many poor people drive cars, but how many affluent people use public transportation.”
“Driving a hot car is a lot like sex to me, or a lot like I keep thinking sex should be: A total body experience, overwhelming, to all the senses, taking you places you've never been, packing a punc...”
“The Hollywooden heads would buy a car for almost any purpose except a worthy one. Many automobiles were purchased to attract members of LA's eight or ten opposite sexes. Since the denizens of Ameri...”
“But damn if there isn't anything sexier than a slender boy with a handgun, a fast car, a bottle of pills.”
“They say that when people still rode on vehicles powered by oil, they could go anywhere they wanted.”
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.”
“Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.”
“Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.”
“No matter where he went in the City, there was an odoriferous mix of food and vehicles, like the alchemic concoctions of some mad gourmet mechanic: Kung Pao Saab Turbo, Buick Skylark Carbonara, Swe...”
“Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.”
“Youre kidding, right? The whole town will know where we are just by the idle on that thing.He feigned a look of shock. That thing is a 1966 GTO. It has a name, okay? Its Mackas in to mack on women....”
“Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don't move like humans'. Have you ever lain in the arms of your sweetheart and tried to match your breathing to his, or hers? You do it automatical...”
“The smell of cars' smokeas I wade through trafficovershadows the freshfragrance of Mother Earthdrenched in rain. There canbe no greater testimony to man's progress”
“So when I watch trains, it makes me think about how much movement there is in the world. How every train has dozens of cars and every car has hundreds of parts, and all those parts and cars work da...”
