“Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.”

“You are a sick, sick man, I told him.Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest.”

“For Adam, screwed-up bonding thing or not, Id wait forever.Really? he asked in a tone Id never heard from him before. Softer. Vulnerable. Adam didnt do vulnerable.Really what? I asked.Despite the w...”

“Such a small thing to cause so much trouble.”

“One more month," he said finally. "And then theyand Samuel, toowill just have to get used to it. His eye is the color of a bitch with dark chocolate, worst few years and he leaned forward. "And you...”

“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.”

“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”

“If a car can represent something, this one represents contradiction. For most of his life, my dad has been able to have any woman he wants. In response, hes gone through as many as possible, betray...”

“The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.”

“Dude, I dont want to talk about Laceys prom shoes. And Ill tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. Its called a penis.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”