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“Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.”
“You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail.”
“Recklessness is almost a man's revenge on his woman.”
“Are we making a bomb?" "This is a trust exercise, like in drama," she says. "Are we making a bomb as a trust exercise?”
“mystery is not founded in ignorance, mystery is founded in imagination”
“Anyway, as the old barrelhouse song says, My God, how the money rolled in. Norton must have subscribed to the old Puritan notion that the best way to figure out which folks God favours is by checki...”
“Logan licked a glob of strawberry jelly from her lower lip and smiled upat Odin. Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. Isee dead people.He leaned forward, hands on his hip...”
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
“Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave..." -Overlord”
“- "Sometimes I think people would believe in aliens before they'd believe in demons"- "That's how it is, now!”
“I smiled at him, Its okay, boys can be dumb.Alex smirked, Yeah, and girls can drive you crazy.”
“Such a narrative as this demands some sort of physical consolation for its spiritual tribulation. Our heroine received it in one last cup of tea. The reader may be advised to do so likewise.”
“Another strike of lightening now accompanied by the deep-bellied rumble, and the horse reared, incidentally setting Henry very picturesquely against the inconstant moon. Alas, Catherine was deeply...”
“It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.”
“I liked, as I like still, to make words look self-conscious and foolish, to bind them by mock marriage of a pun, to turn them inside out, to come upon them unawares. What is this jest in majesty? T...”
“On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!A...”
“My Teacher Sees Right Through MeI didnt do my homework.My teacher asked me, Why?I answered him, Its much too hard.He said, You didnt try. I told him, My dog ate it.He said, You have no dog.I said, ...”
“leave not a speck.that may cause a wreck...”
“You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on the fragments in hobnailed boots, but you are mistaken. It would be a ...”
“The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best”
